That's pure floppycock!

I was sitting at a bar sipping a thai beer and taking in the sights (bootie call!) and I looked over the bar and there's this irish lookin' guy staring at me, skinny and covered in tats and he looked just downright fuckin' hard like bigby and he continues staring at me before grunting, sliding his beer aside and gets up and stumbles towards me. He walks right up into my face and says

"What the fook are yew doin'?"

"Errr drinking a beer"

"aye ya daft cunt, yew here for holiday and drinkin' by yew lonesome, I won't fookin' stand fer it"

"Ummm ok?"

"A wee little fella like yew needs to get out and go fookin' hard, yew understand?"

"Yup..Go hard"

"That's right yew wee pups need to start early, now get out there matey"

• Shakes my hand no less then 15 fucking times nearly breaking it*

On another note I just shaved my head, that's right hombre's I've gone from a hippy to someone that now looks about 14 (I went for a number 2 shave)