What happened? I blacked out.

Before this trip my dealings with Asia had been fairly limited, I'd been to Bali a number of times and Singapore’s beer prices had pushed me into a coma twice but that was about it. I'd decided on Asia after I realised that three months off in any other destination was going to consist of a bread and water diet and robbing the odd bank. Asia was the cheapest choice and figured if I saved hard enough and snatched enough handbags I could survive comfortably for the full period.

Cheap wasn't the only reason I chose Asia, people upon hearing about my holiday plans always seem to ask the same question;

Why Asia buttnugget???

Asia has many things going for it such as;

The weathers nice and warm (well when I'm travelling anyway!)

The foods great (please nobody mention Balut)

The people are friendly

It's fairly close to Australia meaning no deep-vein thrombosis

And most importantly the women are hot!

Now that I had chosen the destination for my epic 3 months bludge I had to now concoct an itinerary which is quite difficult when you're a lazy unorganised bastard like me...

Ok here's what I came up with...

Argh can't be stuffed...next update!